Monday, 22 October 2007

More Zappa Quotes


Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

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2 comments:

Doddy said...

im a table!!!








































really i am...


xx

cookie duster said...

yerrrrr u r xx