Valley Girl

VALLEY GIRL

FRANK-singing
MOON-talking
Valley girl Shes a valley girl Valley girl Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl In a clothing store
Okay, fine...Fer sure, fer sure Shes a
Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
Like - totally (valley girl)
Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl)
Theres like the galleria (valley girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice...Its like so bitchen...
On ventura, there she goes She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head n flips her hair She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
Anyway, he goes are you into s and m? I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...Im sure! no way!
He was like freaking me out...He called me a beastie...
Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed He goes like bag your face!
Im sure!
Valley girl Shes a valley girl Valley girl Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl So sweet n pure Okay, fine...Fer sure, fer sure Shes a
Its really sad (valley girl)
Like my english teacher Hes like... (valley girl)
Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
I am so sure Hes like so gross He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class Its like totally disgusting
Im like so sure Its like barf me out...Gag me with a spoon!
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut
So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
I m like sure...She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...
I was like really embarrassed...
Valley girl Shes a valley girl Valley girl Shes a valley girl
Okay, fineFer sure, fer sure Shes a valley girl And there is no cure
Okay, fineFer sure, fer sureShes a valley girl And there is no cure
Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
Clean the cat box (valley girl)
I am sureThats like gross (valley girl)
Barf out! (valley girl)
Oh my God (valley girl)
Hi!Uh-huh... (valley girl)
My name? My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
Uh-huhThats right, ondrya (valley girl)
Uh-huh...I know Its like... (valley girl)
I do not talk funny...Im sure (valley girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
I am a val, I know (valley girl)
But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay(valley girl)
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
So like, I dont know (valley girl)
Im like freaking out totally (valley girl)
Oh my god! (valley girl)
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer Thats going to be really like a total bummer

Im freaking out Im sure Its like those things that like stick in your mouth
Theyre so gross...You like get saliva all over them

But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow
So you can see my smile

Itll be like really cool Except my like my teeth are like too small
But no biggie...Its so awesome Its like tubular, yknow
Well, Im not like really ugly or anything Its just likeI dont know

You know me,Im like into like the clean stuff Like pac-man and like, I dont know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
Its like so gross...Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow

Its like grody...Grody to the max Im sure
Its like really nauseating
Like barf out Gag me with a spoon Gross
I am sure
Totally...